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PVAF SATURDAY SPECIAL.....LOOK AT FUNNY SIDE OF DAILY LIFE.....with photos that say thousand words..... Posted by Vishva News Reporter on February 6, 2010 |

......KIDS HAVE FUN TIME ALL WEEK....
TODAY IS FUN TIME FOR THEIR PARENTS
IN THE ADULT WORLD THE KIDS CAN LAUGH AT...
HOW CAN ADULTS BE SO
KLUTZY...DUMB...AND....
GET INTO TROUBLE ALL THE TIME...
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YOU CAN LEAD A PLANE TO WATER....
BUT YOU CANNOT MAKE IT DRINK...
From:
LogicandSanity
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The "lap pillow", shaped like the bottom half of a kneeling
woman,
is selling for about 9,429 yen
($90), the French news agency AFP reported."Single men find this
soothing," said Mitsuo Takahashi of the manufacturer Trane KK. He told
AFP that the Hizamakura, or lap pillow, fulfilled a primal need.
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TOP 10 WOMEN DRIVERS OF THE YEAR: 10TH PLACE
From:
funnymos
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......REAL LIFE IS FULL OF WISDOM
THROWN TO THE WIND....
.....CONTINUE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF
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STOCK MARKET TERMS101 : REALITY
DEFINITION /span>
......WITH WHAT THEY MEANT IN
2008-09 WORLDWIDE FINANCAIL MELTDOWN...
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CEO -- Chief
Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate
Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A
random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a
financial genius.
VALUE INVESTING
-- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The
percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my
broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assetsequally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER
-- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION
-- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The
movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you
yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS
-- What you
jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR
-- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An
archaic word no longer in use.
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USA PRESIDENT BUSH AT THE 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS
WITH USA BEACH BALL TEAM
From:
funworld
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November 11, 2008:
BABY BORN WITH SIXTEN TOES BUT NO THUMBS
.....HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT ONE....
The eight-day-old child, from Nanxing in the Guangdong province of
China, has eight toes on each foot. The baby, who weighs 3.4kg, also has
five fingers on each hand but no thumbs. Experts believe his strange
condition may due to genetics or environmental pollution.
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