WEEKEND SMILE....women know your men....and be as happy as your men.....
Posted by Vishva News Reporter on August 6, 2010

 

.....WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPEIER PEOPLE.... 


TO FIND OUT WHY

click on the next line...and after knowing show it to your spouse....



....MEN AND WOMEN BOTH ENJOY THE WEEKEND....

......A MAN IS ALWAYS IS JOKING...

 


THE REASONS WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men intelligent


......Men Are Just Happier People Because....

Your last name stays put.
You can never be pregnant.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

Wrinkles add character.
One mood all the time.
 You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
 
You never have strap problems in public.
 Your underwear is $4.50 for a three-pack.
 Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.

The garage is all yours.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
You can open all your own jars.

You can play with toys all your life.
Same work, more pay.
The world is your urinal.

You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

.....No wonder men are happier......
.....AND ONE MORE BELOW...

 

 

......Share this with 

the women who can handle it

and

 with the men who will enjoy reading it....

.....by copy-pasting this webpage address in your email....



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