new feature: HUMOUR: to make you smile at this world of maayaa...but that is what life is about....
Posted by Ashram News Reporter on October 24, 2002

Prajapati Vishva Aashram Foundation (PVAF) in its continuing efforts to empower all to share knowledge with each other....starts a new feature...knowledge of humour in life...to make life bearable... or to make life appear just silly... or just to understand how a lot of talent is wasted in thinking silly...whatever captures your imagination....here goes the first day of jokes....

 Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. 
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal. 
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second. 
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third. 

Three men were digging a hole when they found a lamp. The first man rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said, "Poof, I will grant each of you one wish."
The first man said, "I wish to be smart and handsome."
The genie's reply, "Poof you're a lawyer."
The second man said, "I wish to be twice as smart and twice as handsome.
"Poof, you're a doctor."
The third man said, "I wish to be three times as smart and three times as handsome."
"Poof, you're a woman."

This guy lives on the 17th floor of an apartment building. He
only takes the elevator up to his apartment if it's raining
outside or someone else is in the elevator with him. If it's not
raining and he's alone in the elevator, he gets off at the 9th
floor and walks up to the 17th on the stairs. Why?

Click on the next line for the answer.......


Answer: The guy is a midget. He can't reach the 17th floor button on the elevator. However, he can reach the button with his umbrella and he can always ask another person in the elevator to push the button for him.

 



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