ASTROLOGY:..... tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday..... The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth.....
Well, the CORPORATE ASTROLOGY goes a step further:
TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOURSELF FROM YOUR JOB TITLE....,
see it fits you and make you laugh for the day... For a variety some of which is
unsuitable for vedik peoples, visit the web site JOKES.COM
at your own risk of committing adharma....ha
ha ha ha....!!!!!??????.....
MIDDLE MANAGEMENT/DEPARTMENT MANAGEMENT/"TEAM LEADS":
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers," as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."
Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying, but who the hell can tell?! It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth.
Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch, and mail a letter!