IT IS FIRST SATURDAY OF 2003.....LIGHTEN YOUR PERSONALITY.....
Posted by Vishva News Reporter on January 5, 2003

STUDENTS LIGHTEN UP...DO NOT LET YOUR EDUCATION GET TO YOU......
Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.
The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee."
The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The medical student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."

-†††† botteron@alum.mit.edu (Carol Botteron)

TREKIES.....DO NOT DESPAIR OVER DATA....
For those of you who were looking for the requisite moral in Star Trek - Nemesis, I suppose it would be, "Always back up your Data."

-††† glenn@the-nest.com (Glenn Brensinger)

FAT PEOPLE IN USA ARE LAUGHING.......
HERSHEY, PA--In one of the largest product-liability rulings in U.S. history, the Hershey Foods Corporation was ordered by a Pennsylvania jury Monday to pay $135 billion in restitution fees to 900,000 obese Americans who for years consumed the company's fattening snack foods..Hershey chocolate bars.....

EX PRESIDENT CLINTON STILL SHOWCASING HIS IMMORALITY.....
WASHINGTON, DCóWith less than six months remaining in his second term, President Clinton made appointments Monday for dental and optometry check-ups that are covered by his Physicians Plus presidential health plan. "My teeth are fine, but I figured I should take advantage and get a cleaning before I get dropped next January," Clinton said. "And if I get new glasses before then, Physicians Plus will cover the lenses and 60 percent of the cost of frames, so I'd be crazy not to." Clinton said he was worried he was already too late to get in for an eye exam before leaving office, but Dr. Heitman, his designated optometrist, had an opening on Dec. 17 at 8:15 a.m.



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