LAWYER = ONE WHO UPHOLDS DHARm & PROVIDES JUSTICE....NOT IN present kli-yug.....WHERE DHARm IS A JOKE AND A LAWYER IS A JOKER?....
Posted by Vishva News Reporter on January 26, 2003

LAWYER AND GOD
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Please click on the next line to know how a lawyer is treated in heaven....if he ever makes it there???....



LAWYER IN HAVEN
Three guys show up at the gates of heaven, a carpenter, a lawyer, and a preacher. St. Peter is taking them to their residences. First stop is at a huge, beautiful house for the carpenter. When they get to the second stop is for the lawyer. The place is fantastic with a welcoming crowd, a choir of angels and a great celebration. The preacher thinks, "I'll really get a great place." They arrive at a modest cottage for the preacher. Puzzled, the preacher asks, "i don't want to complain, but why did the carpenter get a better house since I have been pious and a supporter of the Lord." St. Peter says, "Well, Jesus was a carpenter and he always loves carpenters." The preacher says, "That makes sense but I don't understand the grand party and fantastic house for the lawyer." St. Peter says, "Oh, that's easy to explain, he's the first lawyer to ever make it up here."

 



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