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SOME OF THE WARNING LABELS PROPOSED BY FOOD AND DRUG ADMINSTRATION OF USA FOR THOSE WHO LIKE ALCOHOL.....
Posted by Vishva News Reporter on February 6, 2003 |
BY FOOD
AND DRUG ADMINSTRATION OF USA FOR THOSE WHO LIKE ALCOHOL.....
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like an asshole.
Please continue warning yourself not to drink
alcohol by clicking on the next line......
| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH
YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you
think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or
name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really,
really big guy named BRUNO.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an
influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of
time may seem to literally disappear.
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