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JOB INTERVIEWS ARE TERRIFYING....BUT A LOT OF TIMES HUMOUR COMES OUT OF THESE TERRORS...OF COURSE NOT FOR THOSE BEING INTERVIEWED....... Posted by Champaklal Dajibhai Mistry on February 10, 2003 |
What some applicants do and say at job interviews which are so critical to
the sustenance and progress in their lives...the interviews must be laughing
their heads off....and you would wonder if these job seeks should apply for
positions of comedians.....
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"... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."
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"She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same
time."
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"At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumb-struck, went through my
purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."
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"A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few
minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."
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"... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was
qualified to judge the candidate."
Sometimes you wonder what the applicants think job
interviews are....read on to find out by clicking on the next line.....
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"... announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and
french fries in the interviewer's office - wiping the ketchup on her sleeve"
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"Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the
corporate logo tattooed on his forearm."
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"Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview
questions."
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"When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing
around my office."
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"When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing
around my office."
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"... pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he
collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."
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"Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much."
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"During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief
case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for
another interview."
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"A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His
side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start?
What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the
interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me
more." "I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer.
It was a scam to get a higher offer."
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"Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment
office needed proof that he was looking for one."
From
AW'S SICK HUMOUR
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