|A MAN NEVER THINKS A WOMAN DOES ANYTHING STAYING AT HOM....IT IS A JOKE.....AND THEN SEE WHAT A MAN FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS JOKE.....|
Posted by Vishva News Reporter on March 18, 2003
A MAN'S WISH TO BE A WOMAN OF DOING
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go
to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want
her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in
his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
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The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast and packed their lunches. He then drove them to school, came home
and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank
to draw out money to pay the electricity and telephone bills, paid the bills,
went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick
up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out
cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up
the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he started peeling the potatoes and washing vegetables for dinner. After
supper he cleaned the kitchen, folded the laundry, bathed the kids, and put them
to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love - which he managed
to get through without a complaint. The next morning he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let
us trade back".
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your
lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll
have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night".
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