bhgvaan and the Lotto
Bholaaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's
in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask bhgvaan
for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.
Oh bhgvaan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaaji goes back to the temple.
"bhgvaan please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well.
Lotto night comes and Bholaaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes.
"My bhgvaan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car
and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this
one time so I can get my life back in order?"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaaji
is confronted by the voice of God: "Bholaaji, buy a damn lottery ticket first."