English is supposedly an world language on this planet Earth...but then same
English words mean different to different people and when wrong grammar kicks in
then you just have to laugh and leave it at that.....TRY THESE FOR DAILY
SMILE....
- On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
- Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
- At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
- On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
- On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
The above was submitted by SRii Jaswant Mehta
of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.....
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