English is supposedly an world language on this planet Earth...but any word
could have so many meanings...and mean different to different people in
different trades....you just have to laugh and leave it at that.....TRY THESE
FOR YOUR DAILY SMILE....
- Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
- At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
- On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
- At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
- On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
- In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
The above was submitted by SRii Jaswant Mehta
of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.....