.....TRY THESE FOR YOUR DAILY SMILE PRETENDING YOU ARE WALKING DOWN YOUR
FAVOURITE SHOPPING STREET....
- At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."
- In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
- On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
- At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
- Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
- In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get
- And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak
The above was submitted by SRii Jaswant Mehta
of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.....