|naari =WOMAN = shkti (POWER) OF ALL MALE CREATIONS......WANT PROOF?....READ THIS RESURRECTION ANECDOTE FROM THE WORLD OF CURRENT SCIENCE OF HARE-SPRAY|
Posted by Vishva News Reporter on April 19, 2003
TO RESURRECT means :
- to raise from the dead;: restore to life: as intransitive verb : to become
risen again from the dead
- to bring to view again as in something forgotten or lost;
- to bring again as a feature buried beneath sedimentary deposits to the
surface by erosion;
In veD... knowledge which empowers
one to resurrect is called
mrutyu-sNjivn viDyaa....and in this
bRHmaanND (universe) of ours it is
possessed by shiv-bhgvaan and his
shkti paaARvti and their son
gNaesh.....and some few other
creations who had obtained this knowledge through offering of
bhkti (worship) and
tpsy (penance) to
In current knowledge base of humankind, the aspect of bringing back dead ones
to life is considered as myth.....starting from the famous resurrection of Jesus
....but then the current science is being empowered with more and more
knowledge to practically partially resurrect human beings who are either
dying or on dead for a few minutes by extending their life spans...so then
veD does have the knowledge to
resurrect living beings....humankind need to perform
bhkti (prayers) and also perform
tpsy (penance in the form of studying at school and
university) to get this knowledge... and then pray that they will use the
knowledge for good and not evil purposes....(the above write up is from
SRii chmpklaal daajibhaai misTRii of
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada)....
Now to add a little humour to the above during the Easter celebrations by
about a billion peoples on this planet earth where buny (rabbit) eggs gives
children a fantasy world of great joy, fun and laugher.....please read this
humourous BUNNY STORY OF THE RESURRECTING POWER OF A
HARE-SPRAY WOMEN USE DAILY....by just clicking on the next line......
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road.
Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the
bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There,
lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.
The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over
the Easter Bunny!"
The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It
was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem
The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the
Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all
The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray
bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny
immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man
and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another
10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again
until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny.
Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"
The woman replied, "It's hair-spray. It revitalizes
hare and adds permanent wave."
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