Mozart In the
Grave...Decomposing
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later,
the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise
coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got
the priest to come and listen to it.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music
coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a
moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played
backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's
backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the
Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he
stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My
fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
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