Posted by Vishva News Reporter on April 26, 2003

....some of the infinite vibhuti of Creator bRHmH which are his manifested powers with physical bodies which are visible and non-visible can be read in chapter 10 of bhgvD giitaa...what is meant by om will be posted on this web site soon with the blessing of Creator bRHmH.....

....Since after the creation of om as the first word....words in all languages have followed this original tradition of om to have multiple meanings....and when words are used by learned with knowledge base of language in expertly describing life.... words can make us laugh with wonder, joy and appreciation of creator bRHmH's continual efforts in making our today happier than yesterday.....(this little veDikly oriented  write-up including the title of this posting provided by SRii chmpklaal daajibhaai misTRii of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.)....

Following the above knowledge of words.... please click on the next line to enjoy this wonderful world of words in English language from a posting submitted by SRii Jaswant Mehta of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada to bring a little smile into your today...... 


  • My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
  • Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
  • After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
  • Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
  • Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
  • I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
  • My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough.
  • I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
  • Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
  • I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
  • I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
  • So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
  • I finally got a job as a historian -- until I realized there was no future in it.
  • My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
  • So I retired ... and found I am perfect for the job

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