|BREAKING NEWS:.....NEW PVAF YOUTH PAGE.......SONAL MISTRY FROM OTTAWA REPORTING THE FIRST NEWS ITEM|
Posted by Ashram News Reporter on December 13, 2003
TO PVAF NEW YOUTH PAGE
Hi.....This is Sonal from Ottawa doing the first new
report. We've decided to have a PVAF YOUTH
PAGE and have people write
up any articles they think others might find interesting. SO as the first news item I've
decided to write a little joke. It's called:
Found floating through cyberspace:
A major research institution recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named "Administratium".
12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons and
111 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.
particles are held together by a force called Morons,
which are surrounded by
vast quantities of peons.
There are 2 additional comments.
|#1 Posted by azoic on 1/10/2004|
|What a coincidence, I just read this in the December 2003 issue of Readers Digest. :)|
|#2 Posted by azoic on 1/10/2004|
|What a coincidence, I just read this in the December 2003 issue of Readers Digest. |
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