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BREAKING NEWS:.....NEW PVAF YOUTH PAGE.......SONAL MISTRY FROM OTTAWA REPORTING THE FIRST NEWS ITEM Posted by Ashram News Reporter on December 13, 2003 |
WELCOME
TO PVAF NEW YOUTH PAGE
Hi.....This is Sonal from Ottawa doing the first new
report. We've decided to have a PVAF YOUTH
PAGE and have people write
up any articles they think others might find interesting. SO as the first news item I've
decided to write a little joke. It's called:
Popular Science
Found floating through cyberspace:
A major research institution recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named "Administratium".
Administratium has
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one neutron,
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12 assistant neutrons,
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75 deputy neutrons and
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111 assistant deputy neutrons,
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giving it an atomic mass of 312.
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These 312
particles are held together by a force called Morons,
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which are surrounded by
vast quantities of peons.
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There are 2 additional comments. #1 Posted by azoic on 1/10/2004 |
What a coincidence, I just read this in the December 2003 issue of Readers Digest. :)
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#2 Posted by azoic on 1/10/2004 |
What a coincidence, I just read this in the December 2003 issue of Readers Digest.
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