BREAKING NEWS:.....NEW PVAF YOUTH PAGE.......SONAL MISTRY FROM OTTAWA REPORTING THE FIRST NEWS ITEM
Posted by Ashram News Reporter on December 13, 2003

   WELCOME TO PVAF NEW YOUTH PAGE

    Hi.....This is Sonal from Ottawa  doing the first new report. We've decided to have a PVAF YOUTH PAGE and have people write up any articles they think others might find interesting. SO as the first news item I've decided to write a little joke. It's called:

Popular Science

Found floating through cyberspace:

A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has

  •  one neutron,

  • 12 assistant neutrons,

  • 75 deputy neutrons and

  • 111 assistant deputy neutrons,

  • giving it an atomic mass of 312.

  • These 312 particles are held together by a force called Morons,

  • which are surrounded by vast quantities of peons.



There are 2 additional comments.

#1 Posted by azoic on 1/10/2004
What a coincidence, I just read this in the December 2003 issue of Readers Digest. :)


#2 Posted by azoic on 1/10/2004
What a coincidence, I just read this in the December 2003 issue of Readers Digest.


 

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